Great kid History
(Fake story)
The Great knight Kidrick Stealsalot
Once upon a time there was a
boy named Kidrick Stealsalot.
He was a knight from the castle
of Short. The castle was called
that because everyone was
short. And as you could have
guessed Sir Stealsalot stole alot.
Now, you might have been
wondering how Sir Stealsalot
became a knight I will tell you.
These were desprate times
because of a horrible monster.
He came from the south in the
realms of fire. Well they were
desprate and were ready to use
there best knights. Now back to
Sir Stealsalot. He had never
actually gone on a mission but in
two days he would fight the
beast. He was so excited. The
two days passed quickly. Then
the time came to leave. The best
of their knights came with him.
Finally they reached the edge of
the beasts realm. Oh, wait I
forgot to tell you that Sir
Stealsalot has deathly farts.
So, they entered the realm and
cautiosly walked towards the
mountain in the middle of the
realm. Then all of a sudden a
huge hairy creature jumped out
from behind and started to kill
everyone. It's the beast
someone cried. Then just as the
beast was about to kill Sir
Stealsalot he farted and the
beast dropped dead. Once he
returned to the kingdom of short
he was made king of the castle.
From then on he ruled the
kingdom with justice and peace.